Join Our Exclusive Product Testing Program, Viking.
Ever wanted to be a Viking Shipmate? Of course you have. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to live the dream like that?!
Crazy people, that's who.
So, here's the deal. We want to recruit you to come aboard our exclusive Smooth Viking Shipmate program.
Here's what you get for joining us:1. We send you free products (or you can call it "loot" if you really want to get into character).
2. You get to yell at us about what we are doing right and wrong. Promise we won't get emotional about it. Maybe.
3. You also get a 46.3% boost in confidence, and a major role in an upcoming Shakespeare play near you. Okay, that probably won't happen.
Sounds like a win-win for you, doesn't it? Well, that's because it is. So... no pressure or anything, but we think you should definitely sign up today. Captain's orders.
By becoming a Shipmate, you will have made the single best decision of your life. Just thought you should know that. Alright... maybe we're exaggerating a little bit. But seriously, thanks for signing up with us. We don't have any weird initiation ceremony or anything, but we'll definitely get in touch with you when we need all Vikings on deck for a new product trial.